I also took some photos to give you a chance to see that I am not exaggerating about my TV:
And to show Ms. Palin how I really feel:

Relatively soon, I will die. Maybe in 20 years, maybe tomorrow, it doesn't matter. Once I am dead and everyone who knew me dies too, it will be as though I never existed. What difference has my life made to anyone. None that I can think of. None at all. -About Schmidt